Whatever you do, make it count

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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mothernaturenetwork:

What do you call a kitten with 2 legs? King of the worldAn accidental run-in with a weed whacker left the tiny tabby disabled, but his injuries don’t slow him down one bit — and they’ve earned him the nickname ‘T-Rex Kitty.’
vampiratestakemanhatten:

sweetbabycheesus:

night-clowns:

He’s summoning Satan

or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold 

No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
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